Zarqawi Update: The Horn of Africa
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who we've nearly almost caught [really!], might escape. [Not really. We don't let terrorists escape.]
US Major General Doublas Lute says that Zarqawi may "face too much resistance in Iraq and will move on" from the war in Iraq. He cites the "safe havens" for jihadists and Yemen, Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia as likely "safe havens" for jihadists "vast ungoverned spaces" of Yemen, Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia as potential desirable retreat zones for Zarqawi, the great al Queda terrorist mastermind operating within Iraq [Note: Zarqawi was not in Iraq before the invasion; he rose to power in the cesspool of madness and wild abandon that followed the US invasion as a front for the al Queda jihad].
A plan is already in place. It is unlikely that Zarqawi reads the highly-secretive internet branches of friendly nation states' news sources, but if so, he clearly won't click this link [It is a known fact that Zarqawi despises the AntiCentenarian].
Other plans to reduce the areas of sympathizers and protectors; as well as reduce the interest of native Iraqis to resist their benevolent Liberators are known but will never be undertaken.
Reasons given that they will never be attempted: too "communistic"; too "Lovey Dovey;" too eliminationist [eliminate poverty = eliminate war on terror = eliminate need for Halliburton contract]; too "Definitive;" not "Cynical Enough."
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Bison Index: What We Can't See Can't Hurt Us
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who we've nearly almost caught [really!], might escape. [Not really. We don't let terrorists escape.]
US Major General Doublas Lute says that Zarqawi may "face too much resistance in Iraq and will move on" from the war in Iraq. He cites the "safe havens" for jihadists and Yemen, Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia as likely "safe havens" for jihadists "vast ungoverned spaces" of Yemen, Somalia, Sudan and Ethiopia as potential desirable retreat zones for Zarqawi, the great al Queda terrorist mastermind operating within Iraq [Note: Zarqawi was not in Iraq before the invasion; he rose to power in the cesspool of madness and wild abandon that followed the US invasion as a front for the al Queda jihad].
A plan is already in place. It is unlikely that Zarqawi reads the highly-secretive internet branches of friendly nation states' news sources, but if so, he clearly won't click this link [It is a known fact that Zarqawi despises the AntiCentenarian].
Other plans to reduce the areas of sympathizers and protectors; as well as reduce the interest of native Iraqis to resist their benevolent Liberators are known but will never be undertaken.
Reasons given that they will never be attempted: too "communistic"; too "Lovey Dovey;" too eliminationist [eliminate poverty = eliminate war on terror = eliminate need for Halliburton contract]; too "Definitive;" not "Cynical Enough."
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Bison Index: What We Can't See Can't Hurt Us
posted by General Stan at 10:21 PM
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