News Flash: The Vagrant Terrorist

The US says that Terrorists may be hatching a devious plot to pose in the US as Vagrants. Signs to look out for: begging for change, holding cardboard signs, road-worn beards, general looks of despondance.

Please Be Vigilant and Alert.

Warning: Ann Coulter does not immediately recommend to cowardly New Yorkers that you cow to the Homeless NOW, but she does suspect that you will.

Also BE ADVISED: Due to the razor-thin economy and tenuous industry sector in America, not every Vagrant will be a Terrorist.

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UPDATED Bison Alert: Orange.