Confirmed Near-Miss
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
A MONTH AGO, IN RAMADI, IRAQ, WE TRACKED DOWN AND ALMOST CAUGHT ABU MASAB AL-ZARQAWI! THIS COMES HOT ON THE HEELS OF WHEN WE TRACKED DOWN, HAD A HUGE SHOOTOUT WITH, AND ALMOST CAUGHT MUQTADA AL-SADR (2003), AND WHEN WE TRACKED DOWN, SMOKED OUT OF HOLES, AND NEARLY CAUGHT USAMA BIN LADEN (2002-05).
ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS A CONFIRMED ALMOST-CAUGHT, NOT A RUMORED ONE.
NO QUESTIONS, PLEASE. WE'RE DOING GOOD WORK AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED NOW.
A MONTH AGO, IN RAMADI, IRAQ, WE TRACKED DOWN AND ALMOST CAUGHT ABU MASAB AL-ZARQAWI! THIS COMES HOT ON THE HEELS OF WHEN WE TRACKED DOWN, HAD A HUGE SHOOTOUT WITH, AND ALMOST CAUGHT MUQTADA AL-SADR (2003), AND WHEN WE TRACKED DOWN, SMOKED OUT OF HOLES, AND NEARLY CAUGHT USAMA BIN LADEN (2002-05).
ONCE AGAIN, THIS IS A CONFIRMED ALMOST-CAUGHT, NOT A RUMORED ONE.
NO QUESTIONS, PLEASE. WE'RE DOING GOOD WORK AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED NOW.
posted by General Stan at 9:44 AM
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