7 Things I'd Rather Talk About

And one of them is, strangely, Jennifer Aniston. From "7 Things I'd rather talk about... than the men in (or out) of My Life":

5. The state of television. Where are all the sitcoms? Why are we so obsessed with reality TV? We don't know how to write and create good shows. I wonder if reality TV is adding to the obsession with the rag magazines that create all those soap operas with celebrities. So-and-so is scratching so-and-so's eyes out—and, oh, my God, they may meet! It's so pathetic.

6. The state of the world. How about that indictment?! And why did it take so long to respond to the crisis in New Orleans? Everything is imploding. It all seems to lead back to our dear president.

7. Radiohead. When are they going to make a new album? Where are they? Where did they go? I also want to know why Steve Perry left Journey.

Okay, look. Number five is a little self-interested, don't you think, Ms. Biggest-Sitcom Ever; and I have to fault your number 7 by pure reason of the Journey reference [have faith. Thom's in the studio with the band, they're coming, I swear!]

But number six...

Yes.

Yes America... let's talk about Number 6.