Are You An Extremist?: A User's Litmus
Having Trouble Determining How EXTREME You Are?
Bill O'Reilly's fabulous reporting tool, the "Talking Points Memo," has unearthed the penultimate test to determine whether or not you are an extremist. The AntiCentenarian, always interested in exposing the truth of our readers, encourages you to print this post and fill out the appropriate responses.
Number 2 pencils only; please fill in the bubble completely.
True / False
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ⓐ ⓑ If you think Michael Moore reports accurately, you're an extremist.
ⓐ ⓑ If you think the documentary "Outfoxed" tells the truth about this network, you're in the extreme zone.
ⓐ ⓑ If you agree with Reverends Falwell and Robertson that gays and abortionists caused God to allow 9/11, you're an extremist.
ⓐ ⓑ If you still think Terri Schiavo (search ) is aware of her surroundings, this extreme is for you.
ⓐ ⓑ If you believe an open border is good for the USA, you have entered extreme territory.
ⓐ ⓑ If you feel foreign terrorists have constitutional rights, and convicted child sex offenders should not serve long prison terms, say hello to the extremist label.
ⓐ ⓑ If you agree that Allah is OK with slaughtering civilians, you're extreme.
ⓐ ⓑ If you admire the philosophy of the Third Reich (search), you're there.
ⓐ ⓑ And if you agree with everything President Bush has done, you're an extremist.
ⓐ ⓑ And if you think everything he's done has been wrong, put a big 'E' on your forehead as well.
ⓐ ⓑ And finally, if you applaud when Barbra Streisand (search) talks geopolitics or when a right wing talk show host urges a nuclear strike on Iran, welcome to the wonderful world of extremism.
every True is +1
Every Fals is +0
+1 and above: You're an extremist!
Thanks Bill. I really think that you took care of this one. It's not just a litmus test, it's a Foxworthy routine worth treasuring. Everybody make sure that you don't have any stray lines or that you've written outside of the bubbles- if you haven't fallowed the rules, you're an extremist!
Bill O'Reilly's fabulous reporting tool, the "Talking Points Memo," has unearthed the penultimate test to determine whether or not you are an extremist. The AntiCentenarian, always interested in exposing the truth of our readers, encourages you to print this post and fill out the appropriate responses.
Number 2 pencils only; please fill in the bubble completely.
True / False
ⓐ ⓑ
---------------------------------------------
ⓐ ⓑ If you think Michael Moore reports accurately, you're an extremist.
ⓐ ⓑ If you think the documentary "Outfoxed" tells the truth about this network, you're in the extreme zone.
ⓐ ⓑ If you agree with Reverends Falwell and Robertson that gays and abortionists caused God to allow 9/11, you're an extremist.
ⓐ ⓑ If you still think Terri Schiavo (search ) is aware of her surroundings, this extreme is for you.
ⓐ ⓑ If you believe an open border is good for the USA, you have entered extreme territory.
ⓐ ⓑ If you feel foreign terrorists have constitutional rights, and convicted child sex offenders should not serve long prison terms, say hello to the extremist label.
ⓐ ⓑ If you agree that Allah is OK with slaughtering civilians, you're extreme.
ⓐ ⓑ If you admire the philosophy of the Third Reich (search), you're there.
ⓐ ⓑ And if you agree with everything President Bush has done, you're an extremist.
ⓐ ⓑ And if you think everything he's done has been wrong, put a big 'E' on your forehead as well.
ⓐ ⓑ And finally, if you applaud when Barbra Streisand (search) talks geopolitics or when a right wing talk show host urges a nuclear strike on Iran, welcome to the wonderful world of extremism.
every True is +1
Every Fals is +0
+1 and above: You're an extremist!
Thanks Bill. I really think that you took care of this one. It's not just a litmus test, it's a Foxworthy routine worth treasuring. Everybody make sure that you don't have any stray lines or that you've written outside of the bubbles- if you haven't fallowed the rules, you're an extremist!
posted by General Stan at 10:39 PM
1 Comments:
So you're telling me that if I believe that Michael Moore is accurate, if I agree will the Good Reverend Falwell, I admire the Third Reich, and I get all my political beliefs from celebrities then...I'm NOT an extremist? In that case, I'm going to carry on with my Nazi lifestyle and butcher the next homosexual, abortionist Jew that I can lay my hands on. Praise Jesus.
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