It's Your Fault

From the office of doublespeak moronicism: Al Queda's number two [after On The Lam bin Laden] has released statements saying that it's likely Britain will be hit again unless they remove all participation in The Administration's SAIEWDNBIFSWHTUTAAWTTTSTCOTFW, and that it's Blair's fault.

This mentality is idiotic, of course. It doesn't work this way. If you bomb us, it's your fault. That's all there is to it. You bombed us.

This is, coincidentally, the same logic that America has used in its War on Terror. Only... preemptively.

It should also be stated that this may be a trigger rather than a warning- kind of code word which will activate a cell in Britain or otherwise to carry out a predetermined attack. This is scary- we hope our friends the best...