Guess Who's Back
Tom Delay!
Although, like syphilis, he never went away. Always an itch just beneath the skin. Tom Delay, the syphilitic corrupt political whore, back now to preach to us all on the evils of Stem Cells. It's a shame we have to endure The Hammer's demagoguery once again.
In a related note, it should be mentioned that The Administration shares the AntiCentenarian's concern with the modern spread of syphilis, and has doefully eased restraints on mercury emissions so that we all can feel protected from this horrible and timely disease.
For those of you concerned that you, as well, may have unknowingly or undesiringly contracted syphilis, here is a handy web-resource for you.
Although, like syphilis, he never went away. Always an itch just beneath the skin. Tom Delay, the syphilitic corrupt political whore, back now to preach to us all on the evils of Stem Cells. It's a shame we have to endure The Hammer's demagoguery once again.
Rep. DeLay (R-Texas) has kept a lower profile since March, when he orchestrated an emergency Sunday vote to reconnect a feeding tube to Terri Schiavo, the brain-damaged Florida woman at the center of a heated ethical and legal debate.-----
That episode was followed by a steady stream of reports questioning three trips DeLay took abroad and examining his ties to disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff.
In a related note, it should be mentioned that The Administration shares the AntiCentenarian's concern with the modern spread of syphilis, and has doefully eased restraints on mercury emissions so that we all can feel protected from this horrible and timely disease.
For those of you concerned that you, as well, may have unknowingly or undesiringly contracted syphilis, here is a handy web-resource for you.
posted by General Stan at 11:40 AM
1 Comments:
yeah.
I was also just reading this about right wing bloggers getting all a-tizzy over the compromise. I don't know about you, but all of this attitude reminds me of that really annoying, rich, spoiled, whiny, cry-baby six year old who lives across the street and pouts and cries and pounds dirt when he doesn't get everything he wants, and then his parents, inevitably do. The surprising thing about that kid, to me, always, is how immensely stupid they turn out to be. I usually think that a kid that manipulative would at least be somewhat intelligent, and I'm usually proven wrong.
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