28.10.05

Top 10 Celebrity Egos

Knight Ridder Newspapers
Oct. 27, 2005 11:57 AM

A ranking of the 10 most egotistical celebrities has just been published by Teen People. The stars were selected by virtue of comments they have made which indicate a breath-taking degree of self-involvement.

The winners are (drumroll, please):

10. Lindsay Lohan
9. R. Kelly
8. Avril Lavigne
7. Justin Timberlake
6. Jack White
5. Christina Aguilera
4. Beyonce
3. Usher
2. Kanye West
1. Paris Hilton

The "Simple Life" star topped the list for her observation: "(By) channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses."
[In Other News-

Vice Presidential Chief of Staff and a primary architect of the Invasion of Iraq has been forced to resign after he was indicted today on Obstruction of Justice and other serious charges. And, by the way, both he and Dick Cheney knew Plame's status in the CIA before her outing. And they were actively investigating Wilson nearly a month before he had even written his editorial. They were looking for a reason to take him out before he'd even publically criticized them. That's dedication. ]

2 Comments:

Blogger General Stan said...

Well, good try, Nate. maybe next year. I'll vote for you.

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Blogger General Stan said...

I think tshirts are a particularly poignant medium of social political satire.

Particularly the one with the monkey face on it that says "i fling poo."

Rad.

And, Levi, I think the answer to your question is "yes," but purely on a technicality.

and by the way everybody, Commies Smell.

And Viva La Reagan Revolucion.

I read it on a Tshirt

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