The Smoking Google-Gun

The Conservative Voice finally cracks the secret to NPR's Liberal bias; and all thanks to that new, amazing investigative/advertisement tool Google:

Outing the “Liberal Democrats” at NPR

Recently I had the idea of researching what the other side is doing, so I decided to search Google.com for the words “Liberal Democrat.” I found some very interesting things.

The first page of results contained mostly links for the Liberal Party in the UK and Europe – nothing at all to do with either Liberals or Democrats in America. The paid ads dealt with topics like “Dating for Democrats” and “Anti-Bush Gear,” and of course the Leftist propaganda website MoveOn.org was prominently featured.

However, the most interesting aspect of this Google search was the paid ad for National Public Radio at the top of the page. The ad declared:

“Liberal Democrat. www.NPR.org. Objective, in-depth & informed political coverage & analysis.”

If you search Google for “Conservative Republican,” however, you will not find any ads for NPR. It is obvious what type of listener NPR really wants to reach. Their political content is clearly biased and leans strongly to the Left.

[blink... blink...]

Wha... wait a minute... that's it? Where are the Memos? Where are the admissions of guilt? Where is Terry Gross shivering in the cold rain, her mascara running down her cheeks in shame; where is Ira Glass walking aimlessly, muttering about his sad truth finally, painfully unsheathed...?

Google! How you have FAILED the LIBERAL DEMOCRATS of the WORLD with your crass and untimely exposures!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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For more fun, see the comments section. Some general dismay at the weakness of this strange argument and some typical fires-flaming-at-anything-anti-liberal. All fun, all the time!