Only If It's Checked

The restrictions on small pointed objects being allowed in your carry-on baggage have been lifted. You are now allowed to take on board your nail scissors and your knitting needles! Still disallowed, in either checked or carry-on baggaged: pellet guns, any "fuels," spray paint, nunchukus. See the chart to determine if your carry-on is fly-safe!

Of particular interest, make sure you check the chart about halfway down under the heading "Explosive Materials." Lord knows, you don't want to endure the embarrasment of being caught carrying on your plastique when it should have been checked!