The Centenarian

We here at The AntiCentenarian don't think you should heed any attention to this list of long-life secrets- or, at least, we surely don't believe them. But if you want to live to be 100, try more long showers.

[And don't be old, sick, or poor in America, or have a job that doesn't have excellent health care coverage. And stock up on a 401k with a company that won't go Enron on you. ]