Alito the Hero

Forget the fact that he has ruled that women's uteruses are property of their husbands, and that AIDS infected people have no right to legal protection in the work place.

The dude's a hero! I mean, check it out- he went out and bought pizza!

One weekend in 1986, two young lawyers working for Samuel A. Alito Jr., then a deputy assistant attorney general in the Justice Department, faced a looming deadline for a legal analysis and realized they would have to work all night to get it done.

Judge Samuel A. Alito Jr. has "more prior judicial experience than any Supreme Court nominee in more than 70 years," President Bush said.

"In the legal world, most bosses would say, 'This is what I want on my desk in the morning,' " said John F. Manning, one of the lawyers. "Sam stayed with us. He went out and got pizza and he pulled the all-nighter with us. I've never seen anything like that before or since."

Alito- our hardcore-best-est nominee EVER???

Note that this actually passes as reasonable fluff material for the lunatic fringe on the Ann Coulter Wing of the Republican Party.