Ahh, Democracy

We're all so glad we decimated Afghanistan post 9/11 and essentially abandoned it to fight in Iraq so that its opium fields could be replanted and the democratic system we demanded could usher in the exact same warlords, clerics, and tribal leaders who we removed from power to begin with. Guys like Taleban leader Mawlawi Mohammed Islam Mohammadi, who was regional governor who oversaw the destruction of the huge, 5th Century Buddha statues in his province [videos of the destruction were used as Al Qaeda recruitment tools, fyi]. Welp, that little experiment went well.

Glad we could help out- return things to normal for you, Afghanistan. You're welcome. Invoice is in the mail.